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Total Medals Earned: 378 (From 112 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,435 Points

Plimpton's Video Falconry

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)

Nerdist 10 Points

Get a delightful history lesson.

Celebration 25 Points

Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.

Cultural Literacy 25 Points

Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.

Shadow Box 25 Points

Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.

Victory 25 Points

Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.

Millennium Falcon 50 Points

Save the galaxy.

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Portal Defenders

Medals Earned: 10/23 (90/540 points)

Big Fuzzy Hug 5 Points

Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.

Exasperated 5 Points

View the game walkthrough.

First Blood 5 Points

Hit your first enemy.

Jump-Man 5 Points

Press the jump button to take flight!.

Chamber Maid 10 Points

Defeat Mindchamber.

Fishmonger 10 Points

Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.

ZAMBONI 10 Points

Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.

Ambiguous Duo 25 Points

Defeat Stamper & Jeff.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Konami 5 Points

Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.

BFFs 25 Points

Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.

Hollow Weiner 25 Points

Beat the game in Halloween Mode.

Nose Diver 25 Points

View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).

Zombiieez! 25 Points

Eat 5 brains in one game.

Finesser 50 Points

Beat the game without using bombs.

King of the Portal 50 Points

Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.

Kitty Litter 50 Points

Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.

Vegan 50 Points

Beat the game without eating any guts.

Over-achiever 100 Points

Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.

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Portal Defenders: Tower Defense

Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/280 points)

Weeaboo 10 Points

Beat Hanzou

Curious 5 Points

Visit the creators' website

Mad Max 10 Points

Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level

Over 9000 50 Points

Purchase all permanent upgrades

Completionist 50 Points

5-star every level

Cannibal 5 Points

Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs

Remorse 5 Points

Sell a tower

Redemption 10 Points

Beat Jebus

How Bizarre 25 Points

Beat Bizarro Tom

Iron Man 100 Points

Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Psychosomnium

Medals Earned: 3/4 (30/55 points)

Bee's Medal 10 Points

Meet Bee!

Mitch's Medal 10 Points

Meet Mitch!

Shirley's Medal 10 Points

Meet Shirley!

Magician's Medal 25 Points

Kill the magician!

REBIDENT EBIL: THE GAME

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)

Wow Jill, you suck at this game! 5 Points

Die without busting through a wall

Oh YEAH 100 Points

Beat the game and Unlock "ENDLESS MODE". Busting through all those walls probably crippled Jill in some way...

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 2/12 (75/440 points)

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Reincarnation: LEET

Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)

High Demon LEET 25 Points

Beat the game.

Relive Your Life

Medals Earned: 7/32 (70/500 points)

Big Mouth 10 Points

Because bragging gets you nowhere.

Dressing in Drag 10 Points

Rambo is quite the prankster!

I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points

But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)

Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points

Everything dies and it's all your fault.

Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points

Imma firin mah lazor!!!

The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points

You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!

The Naked Mile 10 Points

If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.

100 MPH Spank! 10 Points

Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!

30 Rock Date 10 Points

TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!

Blind Runner 10 Points

Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.

Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points

Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!

Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points

Death snagged you so young!

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points

Yogurt.

Extra! Extra! 10 Points

Check out any of the external links

FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points

Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.

Hellfire Injection 10 Points

Time paid life's bill.

Hide 'n Seek 10 Points

He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!

HomeRun! 10 Points

Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?

Human Appliance 10 Points

Science is bad, M'kay?

Love at First Fight 10 Points

Your sister figures out love the hard way.

Mee-Yow! 10 Points

A WILD CatFight ensues!

Meet Joe Black 10 Points

This was hilarious to animate :)

My Hero. 10 Points

No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.

Nice Save! 10 Points

Obviously she's a keeper!

Puppy Love 10 Points

Like OMG, Totes jelly.

Self Consumed Donut 10 Points

Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT

Tails Never Fails 10 Points

A classic for bidding!

The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points

You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.

The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points

"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."

Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points

You become Saint Awesome!

GODLIKE! 100 Points

You shake hands with the Almighty himself!

Lives Worth Living! 100 Points

You found all 29 different endings!

Roller Riot

Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/335 points)

Push Through! 50 Points

Get to Wave 10!

Fight People 5 Points

Play 10 rounds!

Fight People 2 25 Points

Play 100 rounds!

Scattered Pages 25 Points

Collect all the pages of the story!

C-C-C-COMBO 5 Points

Get a combo of 100!

TARGET ACQUIRED 25 Points

Get 500 kills in one round!

Even Further Beyond! 100 Points

Get to Wave 20!

1,000,000 Points 100 Points

Get a Hi-Score of 1,000,000!

S.M.O.L.

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)

B.I.G. 10 Points

Beat the game in enlarged mode

S.M.O.L. 25 Points

Beat the game in miniature mode