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Total Medals Earned: 298 (From 81 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,555 Points

Hippolyta

Epic Fail Unlocked 3/14/10
5 Points
Fail 20 times
Farm Massacre Unlocked 3/14/10
5 Points
Kill 20 farmers
Medium Dodger Unlocked 3/14/10
5 Points
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Medium Jumper Unlocked 3/14/10
5 Points
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Small Dodger Unlocked 3/14/10
5 Points
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Small Jumper Unlocked 3/14/10
5 Points
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fight In The Shade Unlocked 3/14/10
10 Points
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Trample Mania Unlocked 3/14/10
10 Points
Jump 20 hoplites
Large Dodger 10 Points Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Large Jumper 10 Points Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Mano-A-Mano 10 Points Block 20 duelists
Think Fast! 10 Points Dodge 10 rider attacks
Was That a Fly? 10 Points Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Cover Up 25 Points Unlock all armor
Eat My Dust 25 Points Outrun 10 riders
Cat And Mouse 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Long Day 50 Points Complete Story mode
Survivor 50 Points Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Hell And Back 100 Points Complete hardcore mode
The Spice Of Life 100 Points Unlock all game modes

Medals Earned: 8/20 (50/500 points)

Hitting Stuff at a Building

1/5 Stars Unlocked 8/16/16
5 Points
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Second floor please Unlocked 8/16/16
5 Points
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Darwin Award 5 Points Achieve the inevitable
Poop Toucher 5 Points You touched a poop!
Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
First Contact 10 Points You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
It's the Fart Man again 10 Points Have you tried eating less fiber
Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points Kill a construction worker
The Witching Hour 10 Points Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points Collect all the dumb movies
This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points Visit the Demolition Carnival
Safe Cracker 100 Points And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
My Name is David Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
One Roommate with Extra Froth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ahab's Revenge Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stock Market Crash Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Fall of Planet Earth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Telecommunications Blackout Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You havin a jiggle, mate? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's a kitty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

HOLD IT IN

Halfway There Unlocked 6/8/16
25 Points
Hold it in 30 seconds
The Clencher Unlocked 6/8/16
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hold on for one more day 25 Points Hold on 80 seconds
Clean Getaway 50 Points Complete Story Mode
Just hold on we're going home 50 Points Hold on 100 seconds
Son... 50 Points Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on to your friends 100 Points Hold on 150 seconds
There's something in your teeth.... Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/500 points)

Home *BLEEP* Home

Bust the Fridge Unlocked 2/18/19
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bust the Heater Unlocked 2/18/19
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bust the TV Unlocked 2/18/19
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Escape Unlocked 2/18/19
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/24/10
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Hop A Cop Unlocked 5/24/10
10 Points
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Donut Break Unlocked 5/24/10
50 Points
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)

I wanna be the flash game

I cant take this anymore Unlocked 4/30/10
5 Points
Commit suicide 15 times
Only a scratch 5 Points Die 50 times
Just a flesh wound 10 Points Die 100 times
Ouch that hurts! 10 Points Die 200 times
Time waster 10 Points You could have white teeth by now
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points Die 500 times
AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Why are you still playing? 50 Points 2 hours of gameplay
Slow down speed racer 100 Points Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
ZERO HERO 100 Points you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Dont look now! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Aliens built him Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Do a barrel roll Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I win at everything Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)

Icy Cave of Frustration

Smash! Unlocked 1/7/11
5 Points
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Loser! 5 Points You lost the game.
Animal Cruelty 10 Points Hit a bird with your icicle.
Care-ibou 10 Points Show some interest!
Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Popsicle 50 Points Reach level 15.
Basic Instinct 100 Points You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Icecret Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/305 points)

Idle Web Tycoon

5 PCs Unlocked 7/24/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 friends PCs
5 Refreshers Unlocked 7/24/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
5 Server Farms Unlocked 7/24/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 Server farms
5 Servers Unlocked 7/24/14
5 Points
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
10 PCs Unlocked 7/24/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 friends PCs
10 Refreshers Unlocked 7/24/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
10 Server Farms Unlocked 7/24/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 server farms
10 Servers Unlocked 7/24/14
10 Points
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
1K views Unlocked 7/24/14
10 Points
Reach over 1000 views
5 Botnets 5 Points Purchase 5 Botnets
5 One Minds 5 Points Purchase 5 One Minds
5 Quantum Chips 5 Points Purchase 5 Quantum chips
5 Quantum Rifts 5 Points Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
5 Sentient Techs 5 Points Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
5 Super Computers 5 Points Purchase 5 Super Computers
10 Botnets 10 Points Purchase 10 botnets
10 One Minds 10 Points Purchase 10 one minds
10 Quantum Chips 10 Points Purchase 10 quantum chips
10 Quantum Rifts 10 Points Purchase 10 quantum rifts
10 Sentient Techs 10 Points Purchase 10 sentient techs
10 Super Computers 10 Points Purchase 10 super computers
250+ Assets 10 Points Buy over 250 items from the store
1 Million views! 25 Points Reach over 1 million site views
1000 Clicks 25 Points Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
500+ Assets 25 Points Buy over 500 items from the store
Maxed Ads 25 Points Increase the number of ads to x9
Maxed Bandwidth 25 Points Increase bandwidth to x9
1 Billion views!! 50 Points Reach over 1 billion views
700+ Assets!! 50 Points Buy over 700 items from the store
1 Trillion views!!! 100 Points Reach over 1 trillion views

Medals Earned: 9/30 (70/495 points)

Johnny Upgrade

First Contact Unlocked 5/6/12
5 Points
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
Hang Of It Unlocked 5/6/12
25 Points
That's the way things work!
Top Floor Clear Unlocked 5/6/12
25 Points
mastered the first floor!
First Kill 10 Points kill the first enemy!
Gun Get 50 Points found a gun!
Boss Killer 100 Points kill the Evil End Boss!
MAX XP 100 Points maximum level experience!
Cash King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/415 points)

K.O.L.M.

I still can't see through her lies. Unlocked 12/23/10
5 Points
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points You might earn this for winning her affection.
Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points That should have been obvious from the start.
Why are these things in my house? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)