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Total Medals Earned: 298 (From 81 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,555 Points

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 6/24/10
5 Points
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He got it from Burger King Unlocked 6/24/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Effing Worms 2

First Blood Unlocked 8/1/12
5 Points
Eat something tasty.
Ground Beef Unlocked 8/1/12
10 Points
Eat 100 cows.
Space Worm Unlocked 8/1/12
10 Points
Destroy a UFO.
Terrorist Attack Unlocked 8/1/12
10 Points
Take down a jumbo jet.
Evolution Complete Unlocked 8/1/12
25 Points
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Killing Machine Unlocked 8/1/12
25 Points
Get over 100 combo.
Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Medals Earned: 6/7 (85/95 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Battle Dagger Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 1/28/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Face Knifed Unlocked 1/28/13
10 Points
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Gobblo Dagger Kill Unlocked 1/28/13
10 Points
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober Unlocked 1/28/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense Unlocked 1/28/13
10 Points
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Knife Unlocked 1/28/13
25 Points
You found the knife!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 1/28/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 15/44 (135/500 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 5/3/09
5 Points
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
Spare Time Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
What's That Smell? Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter Unlocked 5/3/09
50 Points
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)

Every Man's Refund

Secret 01 Unlocked 9/1/16
5 Points
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Secret 02 Unlocked 9/1/16
5 Points
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Secret 03 Unlocked 9/1/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 06 Unlocked 9/1/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 13 Unlocked 9/1/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret 26 Unlocked 9/1/16
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Repair your ship 10 Points Your destiny is in the stars!
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Mysteries of the Universe Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/31 (30/255 points)

Excavate!

Freshman Unlocked 11/27/15
5 Points
Fully Clear one ruin
Trustworthy Unlocked 11/27/15
10 Points
Gather over 500 Credibility points
Mad gardener 5 Points Cut 20 plants
Knowledge is power 25 Points Buy all 3 training upgrades
Master of Archaeology 50 Points Fully Clear all four ruins
Mr Efficient 50 Points Find and Catalogue over 500 Finds
Priceless 50 Points Don't buy any upgrades and clear 2 ruins

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/195 points)

Fleeing the Complex

Kredit 2 Team Unlocked 12/9/15
5 Points
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Spooked Unlocked 12/9/15
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rank: CA Unlocked 4/8/16
50 Points
Achieve the Rank CA
Rank: IRO Unlocked 4/8/16
50 Points
Achieve the Rank IRO
Rank: PD Unlocked 12/9/15
50 Points
Achieve the Rank PD
Rank: TB Unlocked 4/8/16
50 Points
Achieve the Rank TB
Patron of Tunes 5 Points Listen to a song linked in the credits
Waldo 5 Points Where is he?
Nailed It 10 Points Stuck the landing
xXn00bslayerXx 10 Points *Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
bruUGHNO 25 Points You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Rise and Shine 25 Points Wake up and smell the snow
Rank: GI 50 Points Achieve the Rank GI
101 Failmations 100 Points Get a total of 101 fails
Golden Boy 100 Points Find all 60 unique fails
Master of the Wall 100 Points Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
aeiou Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Easy Medal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/18 (215/660 points)

Freak o' Lantern

Assault And Battery Unlocked 10/18/13
5 Points
Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Canine Evasion 5 Points Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.
Air Time 10 Points Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.
Extreme Extremity 10 Points Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.
Moar Candy! 10 Points Steal a total of 20k candies.
Mutation In Bulk 10 Points Equip 3 perks at once.
Punk Buster 25 Points Kill 50 bullies.
Wicked Efficiency 25 Points Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.
Ambush Mayhem 50 Points Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.
Candy Apocalypse 50 Points Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.
Gruesome Excellence 50 Points Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.
Man's Best Friend 50 Points Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.
Monstrous Perfection 50 Points Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.
Mother Dearest 50 Points Take care of Mother...
Legendary Terror 100 Points Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.

Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)

Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Between a Rock and a Hard Rock Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Get crushed
Big Brother Unlocked 10/13/10
5 Points
Rescue Gretel
Frosty Impaler Unlocked 10/13/10
5 Points
Be too greedy
Got Wood? Unlocked 10/12/10
5 Points
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Gut Busting Unlocked 10/12/10
5 Points
Step on the trap
Metal Meal Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Never Hit an Old Man Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Disrespect your elders
Saviour Unlocked 10/13/10
5 Points
Keep both dinner guests alive
Spiked Unlocked 10/12/10
5 Points
Get the pit death
Ssssssurprise! Unlocked 10/13/10
5 Points
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Swan Dive Unlocked 10/13/10
5 Points
Go for a swim
Weather Master Unlocked 10/14/10
5 Points
Solve the weather puzzle
Where's My Arm? Unlocked 10/12/10
5 Points
Pet the teddy
A Trusty Hat Unlocked 10/14/10
10 Points
Give Rufus back his hat
A Woman's Tears Unlocked 10/14/10
10 Points
Free Emma
Bad Doggy 5 Points Race the wolf... and lose
Free Bird 5 Points Teach hansel how to fly
Here Doggy! 5 Points Give a dog a bone
Revenge 5 Points Beat a dead horse
Sensory Overload 5 Points Reveal the bridge
Slayer 5 Points Slay the beast
Snip Snip 5 Points Get cut
Till Part 3... 10 Points Complete the game
Grimm Master 2 25 Points Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Birdie Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headless Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Liberal Animation Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sorceress Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Your Head Essplode! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Holy Shhhhhh Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 15/30 (85/190 points)

Guy Slashing Stuff In the Future

Nightcrawler I Unlocked 5/7/18
5 Points
Get to stage 5
Combo Lover 10 Points You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Nightcrawler II 10 Points Get to stage 10
Overpowered 25 Points Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Nightcrawler III 50 Points Get to stage 15

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)