Total Medals Earned: 378 (From 112 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,435 Points
Medals Earned: 2/30 (35/445 points)
Open the eighteenth present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (500/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
Pleasure Daphne
When he sees it....
Medals Earned: 6/20 (30/190 points)
WHY ARE WE YELLING?!
Staring is caring! (Ssssss...)
Go get 'em, Officer Adrian!
Not the most appropriate thing to say!
He's on channel 1337.
That's a good way to end a conversation.
It's a trick question anyway!
Me want cookie!!
The ultimate sacrifice, if you ask me!
He was probably just borrowing the plane anyway.
He has his nose back!
Don't be hatin'! Afros are hip, yo.
I SAID SORRY!
That would be least of my worries, if I were a zombie!
But there's something wrong!
I was never good at remembering names.
Aw, poor clown.
IGP is the b055!
You're a very kind person!
It's all part of the game!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/60 points)
Tactical nuke, incoming!
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/395 points)
Kill 50 ninjas
Reach Daimyo rank
Kill three enemies with the same arrow
Deflect 100 shurikens
Unlock all the maps
Reach Emperor Rank
Kill the Emperor
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Game completed
Medals Earned: 8/13 (75/155 points)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.