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Total Medals Earned: 378 (From 112 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,435 Points

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I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)

I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

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Icy Cave of Frustration

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/305 points)

Smash! 5 Points

Kill a caveman with your icicle.

Loser! 5 Points

You lost the game.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Hit a bird with your icicle.

Care-ibou 10 Points

Show some interest!

Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points

Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.

Popsicle 50 Points

Reach level 15.

Basic Instinct 100 Points

You're the icicle master. Complete the game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Idle Web Tycoon

Medals Earned: 9/30 (70/495 points)

5 PCs 5 Points

Purchase 5 friends PCs

5 Refreshers 5 Points

Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs

5 Server Farms 5 Points

Purchase 5 Server farms

5 Servers 5 Points

Purchase 5 dedicated servers

10 PCs 10 Points

Purchase 10 friends PCs

10 Refreshers 10 Points

Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs

10 Server Farms 10 Points

Purchase 10 server farms

10 Servers 10 Points

Purchase 10 dedicated servers

1K views 10 Points

Reach over 1000 views

5 Botnets 5 Points

Purchase 5 Botnets

5 One Minds 5 Points

Purchase 5 One Minds

5 Quantum Chips 5 Points

Purchase 5 Quantum chips

5 Quantum Rifts 5 Points

Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts

5 Sentient Techs 5 Points

Purchase 5 Sentient Techs

5 Super Computers 5 Points

Purchase 5 Super Computers

10 Botnets 10 Points

Purchase 10 botnets

10 One Minds 10 Points

Purchase 10 one minds

10 Quantum Chips 10 Points

Purchase 10 quantum chips

10 Quantum Rifts 10 Points

Purchase 10 quantum rifts

10 Sentient Techs 10 Points

Purchase 10 sentient techs

10 Super Computers 10 Points

Purchase 10 super computers

250+ Assets 10 Points

Buy over 250 items from the store

1 Million views! 25 Points

Reach over 1 million site views

1000 Clicks 25 Points

Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times

500+ Assets 25 Points

Buy over 500 items from the store

Maxed Ads 25 Points

Increase the number of ads to x9

Maxed Bandwidth 25 Points

Increase bandwidth to x9

1 Billion views!! 50 Points

Reach over 1 billion views

700+ Assets!! 50 Points

Buy over 700 items from the store

1 Trillion views!!! 100 Points

Reach over 1 trillion views

Johnny Upgrade

Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/415 points)

First Contact 5 Points

touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!

Hang Of It 25 Points

That's the way things work!

Top Floor Clear 25 Points

mastered the first floor!

First Kill 10 Points

kill the first enemy!

Gun Get 50 Points

found a gun!

Boss Killer 100 Points

kill the Evil End Boss!

MAX XP 100 Points

maximum level experience!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

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Kill Baby Hitler

Medals Earned: 4/5 (75/175 points)

Baby Hitler 5 Points

Looks more like it...

Mission Accomplished 10 Points

You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.

Mission Failed 10 Points

You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.

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Knightmare Tower

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/400 points)

Vanquisher of evil 25 Points

Defeat the evil being beyond the locked ceiling!

Bombalicious! 25 Points

Take out 15 monsters with a single bomb!

Knight of the Round Table 50 Points

Buy everything in the shop!

Conqueror 100 Points

Complete all quest!

Faster than the speed of light 100 Points

Clear the story mode in 3:30 minutes or less!

Sky's the limit 100 Points

Reach 65,000 meters in Infinite mode!

Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 15/25 (350/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

MADFPS 2

Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)

I regret nothing... 5 Points

Kill your first victim.

The blood on my clothes is mine.... 5 Points

Died!

that's it?? 25 Points

beat the game

A few acts of self-defense. 10 Points

Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.

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Madness Roulette

Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)

Welcome to Madness Roulette! 5 Points

Played the game for the first time

Beat a NGer 5 Points

Won a match against someone in online

Stylin' 5 Points

Customized your character

Beat a Bot 5 Points

Won a game of single player

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Season One Complete! 10 Points

Reached level 50

Relevant 10 Points

Played on Madness Day (9/22)