Total Medals Earned: 365 (From 107 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,200 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/310 points)
Complete THE FRONT LAWN
Complete THE HOUSE
Complete THE BASEMENT
Complete THE PIT
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete any level without firing your gun
Survive for 10 minutes in endless mode
Accumulate 1000 total kills
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
Get to stage 5
You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Get to stage 10
Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Get to stage 15
Medals Earned: 8/20 (50/500 points)
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Hold on 80 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
It's part of the grind
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/305 points)
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
You lost the game.
Hit a bird with your icicle.
Show some interest!
Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Reach level 15.
You're the icicle master. Complete the game.