Sarkazm's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[King of the Flies]

hmmm

yes, this requires a nice long review.
I really liked the concept. I really enjoyed the grotesque and overall climate.
In some ways it reminds me of my piece over here on Newgrounds (Aura), maybe it has something to do with the fact that we both come form the Other side of the world.
You share the obsession with flies, but i take this as pure coincidence (very funny for me though).
But some things in the making didn't turn out very good:
1. the perspective in the first scene is overdone - the layers run around too much and instead of perspective there is chaos
2. in some places the animation is far from perfect - like the part where the girl sees the knife - like she would change speed while falling. i don't find this intended
3. bad voices - they sound pretty effortless and are poor quality
4. overall sound - i had to regulate my speakers all the time + the fly looping sound was pretty annoying

eh... i don't want this review to be discouraging by just counting out the bad sides- by now this movie is in my favorites. The graphics, the concept and the climate are vey enjoyable. It's all about the animation - it takes A LOT of skill to make it do what you want it to do, but eventually it can be done.
Overall - good job Scarydoll.
+ i would very much like to know how do you see my own movie which was mentioned in here. how about giving it a nice review ey?:)

Scarydoll responds:

Yea I sure remember seeing your Aura the other month or something. Something about you lefthanded operating with the right mouse. Some of the scenes reminded me my Santa Crows in a way (funny :^) I liked Aura a lot and even shared the link on several forums. Your animation looked great and outstanding to me. However the story wasn't too clear - I could only figure out what was going on from your introduction. It was like nothing made the viewer guess that the man was actually the source of the bad aura or the reason of events happening around. That is my opinion. And I thought I gave you the highest score.

You're right about sounds - it has always been my weak point. I used to record them by shouting in hearphones, now I use video camera microphone but the result is still far from great, as you see.
And there're a lot I don't like about this movie either. But I spent 6 weeks making the piece so I got pretty sick of it. Felt like if I don't stop making it right now I will hardly ever :)
Anyway, thank you for your detailed professional comment, I appreciate it a lot.

[Britney Spear's *********]

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So THAT's how Strawberryclock got to be the king of the portal!

[Ah! Mr. Schultz! - 01]

CLASSY!

A 10 fully deserved
There are very little things i enjoy here on NG, you brought me back the faith...
Praise!

raitendo responds:

cheers

[A Postal Event : Foamy The Squirrel]

overrated, as usual

Well, my calculations seem to be more or less correct - every new episode is twice as bad as the previous. I have to admit that comparing to the previous one you made some progress with the animation (that squirrel thing even got itself an arm - wowe!), yet it's still boring, not even annoying.
And all you ppl don't ask the guy to kill the squirrel - it's the only thing that seems alive in these movies. As for the rest, if he had put a still JPEG instead, noone would notice.

Ever tried to put a blank flash with your name on it and see what happens?

[Newgrounds Survivor ep2]

a funny game

entertaining enough to waste senselessly time on.
One thing though felt kinda funny - an angel, a delicate frail heavenly being, crushing stone bricks with her own head? And mercilessly stomping on strange giant colorful spiders with her tiny feet?
Well, that's why there is a 5 for humor.
But making a game that makes you last to the very last stage is a VERY difficult thing to achieve, and you made it.

[Link's Quest For Ass 2]

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As far as i looked, about 90% of tens comes from 14 year-olds or below.
Well, that's a score perfectly deserved.
Because that kind is humor like
farting-assfucking-dickcu tting-dickwanking...
yeah, that's about it.
I don't have to say that graphics are second-hand because... well it's obvious. I can forgive you that:)
Ah, but whatever, great movie!!! nothing to worry about - every <14 NG user is gonna vote 5 on this movie, i'm positive!

[Flashers Finale]

hmm

So Flashers are NOT ironical...
Well, that's pretty bad for you are think.
"Flashers" are NOT the group of people that are to be adressed to as World Rulers.
To say "hyperbole" is too little. That's why i thought it was ironic at first. But you do refer to flashers as some visonaires of the new world order, you operate with great symbols (hand holding planet earth, the Michelangelo life-giving gesture etc. etc)...
Flashers - the Masons of the new age... heh..

That's why, though unintended, it made me giggle.

[Talibanned - "Bum's Away"]

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It's pro. Nothing more to be said here.
Plus you get extra points for not being so politically involved as i suspected you would