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Total Medals Earned: 365 (From 107 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,200 Points

GRUNGE

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/310 points)

Junior exterminator 5 Points

Complete THE FRONT LAWN

Grunge Toast devourer 10 Points

Complete THE HOUSE

Deeper 10 Points

Complete THE BASEMENT

Job well done 25 Points

Complete THE PIT

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Stubborn 50 Points

Complete any level without firing your gun

Time flies when you're having GRUNGE 100 Points

Survive for 10 minutes in endless mode

Veteran numbers 100 Points

Accumulate 1000 total kills

Guy Slashing Stuff In the Future

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)

Nightcrawler I 5 Points

Get to stage 5

Combo Lover 10 Points

You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.

Nightcrawler II 10 Points

Get to stage 10

Overpowered 25 Points

Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.

Nightcrawler III 50 Points

Get to stage 15

Hippolyta

Medals Earned: 8/20 (50/500 points)

Epic Fail 5 Points

Fail 20 times

Farm Massacre 5 Points

Kill 20 farmers

Medium Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 medium high obstacles

Medium Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 medium ground obstacles

Small Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 small high obstacles

Small Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 small ground obstacles

Fight In The Shade 10 Points

Block 20 volleys of arrows

Trample Mania 10 Points

Jump 20 hoplites

Large Dodger 10 Points

Dodge 20 large high obstacles

Large Jumper 10 Points

Jump 20 large ground obstacles

Mano-A-Mano 10 Points

Block 20 duelists

Think Fast! 10 Points

Dodge 10 rider attacks

Was That a Fly? 10 Points

Dodge 20 volleys of arrows

Cover Up 25 Points

Unlock all armor

Eat My Dust 25 Points

Outrun 10 riders

Cat And Mouse 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit

Long Day 50 Points

Complete Story mode

Survivor 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Survival

Hell And Back 100 Points

Complete hardcore mode

The Spice Of Life 100 Points

Unlock all game modes

Hitting Stuff at a Building

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

1/5 Stars 5 Points

Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered

Second floor please 5 Points

TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY

Darwin Award 5 Points

Achieve the inevitable

Poop Toucher 5 Points

You touched a poop!

Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points

Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.

First Contact 10 Points

You are now the ambassador for planet Earth

It's the Fart Man again 10 Points

Have you tried eating less fiber

Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points

Kill a construction worker

The Witching Hour 10 Points

Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims

Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points

Collect all the dumb movies

This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points

Visit the Demolition Carnival

Safe Cracker 100 Points

And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding

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HOLD IT IN

Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/500 points)

Halfway There 25 Points

Hold it in 30 seconds

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Hold on for one more day 25 Points

Hold on 80 seconds

Clean Getaway 50 Points

Complete Story Mode

Just hold on we're going home 50 Points

Hold on 100 seconds

Son... 50 Points

Get poop on dad 20 times.

Hold on to your friends 100 Points

Hold on 150 seconds

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Home *BLEEP* Home

Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)

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Horse with a Human Mask on a Tightrope

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)

Die 5 times 5 Points

It's part of the grind

Win the game 50 Points

Kill god, be cool

Win the game without taking damage 100 Points

Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 3/13 (65/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

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I wanna be the flash game

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)

I cant take this anymore 5 Points

Commit suicide 15 times

Only a scratch 5 Points

Die 50 times

Just a flesh wound 10 Points

Die 100 times

Ouch that hurts! 10 Points

Die 200 times

Time waster 10 Points

You could have white teeth by now

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points

Die 500 times

AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points

Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside

Why are you still playing? 50 Points

2 hours of gameplay

Slow down speed racer 100 Points

Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that

ZERO HERO 100 Points

you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?

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Icy Cave of Frustration

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/305 points)

Smash! 5 Points

Kill a caveman with your icicle.

Loser! 5 Points

You lost the game.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Hit a bird with your icicle.

Care-ibou 10 Points

Show some interest!

Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points

Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.

Popsicle 50 Points

Reach level 15.

Basic Instinct 100 Points

You're the icicle master. Complete the game.

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