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Total Medals Earned: 365 (From 107 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,200 Points

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 15/44 (135/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Escape Pico's School

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)

Seriously? 5 Points

Why would you even bother clicking on it?

Spare Time 10 Points

The credits are over, why are you still walking?

What's That Smell? 25 Points

You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!

Fire Starter 50 Points

You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Every Man's Refund

Medals Earned: 6/31 (30/255 points)

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Repair your ship 10 Points

Your destiny is in the stars!

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Excavate!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/195 points)

Freshman 5 Points

Fully Clear one ruin

Trustworthy 10 Points

Gather over 500 Credibility points

Mad gardener 5 Points

Cut 20 plants

Knowledge is power 25 Points

Buy all 3 training upgrades

Master of Archaeology 50 Points

Fully Clear all four ruins

Mr Efficient 50 Points

Find and Catalogue over 500 Finds

Priceless 50 Points

Don't buy any upgrades and clear 2 ruins

Fat Fish Aquarium

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/385 points)

First fish! 5 Points

You started the game.

Thin Fish 10 Points

You got your first Thin Fish!

Money Fish 10 Points

You got your first Money Fish!

Robo-Fish 10 Points

You got the Robo-Fish!

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Hotdog Fish 25 Points

You got your first Hotdog Fish!

Double Food! 25 Points

You got the Double Food upgrade!

Carnivourus Fish 25 Points

You got your first Carnivourus Fish!

The Fattest Fish 50 Points

You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!

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You've beat the game! 100 Points

Nice Job!

Flanders Killer 8

Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/465 points)

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Beginning 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the beginning

Kodo's ship 10 Points

Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship

Frink's lab 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab

Park with Quimby 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby

Burn's Golf Course 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course

Alley with Snake 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake

Bonus: Bible Blasters 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters

Alley with Moleman 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman

Sea Captain's Shop 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop

Pettigrew's Shop 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop

Bridge to Springfield 10 Points

Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield

Bonus: Larry the Looter 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter

Park with Otto 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto

Jabediah Springfield 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield

Seymour's House 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Seymour's House

Playground with Ralph 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph

Park with Fat Tony 10 Points

Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony

Springfield Zoo 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo

Bonus: Hockey Dad 25 Points

Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad

Moe's Tavern - Roof 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof

Moe's Tavern 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern

Apu's Kwik-E-Mart 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart

Simpsons' House 10 Points

Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House

Simpsons' House - Inside 10 Points

Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House

Smithers' Castle 10 Points

Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle

Devil Flanders 25 Points

Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders

Quad Killer 10 Points

Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!

Todd's Combo 10 Points

Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body

Kill Bob 25 Points

Kill Sideshow Bob

Family Matters 25 Points

Don't kill your family members

Mass Muderer 25 Points

Kill everyone in springfield

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Lead Killer 10 Points

Get a highscore on the Leaderboards

Brutal Killer 25 Points

Play the game 3 times in one session!

Fleeing the Complex

Medals Earned: 6/18 (215/660 points)

Kredit 2 Team 5 Points

Watching kredit make me STRONG

Rank: CA 50 Points

Achieve the Rank CA

Rank: IRO 50 Points

Achieve the Rank IRO

Rank: PD 50 Points

Achieve the Rank PD

Rank: TB 50 Points

Achieve the Rank TB

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Patron of Tunes 5 Points

Listen to a song linked in the credits

Waldo 5 Points

Where is he?

Nailed It 10 Points

Stuck the landing

xXn00bslayerXx 10 Points

*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*

bruUGHNO 25 Points

You knew he'd be in this game somewheres

Rise and Shine 25 Points

Wake up and smell the snow

Rank: GI 50 Points

Achieve the Rank GI

101 Failmations 100 Points

Get a total of 101 fails

Golden Boy 100 Points

Find all 60 unique fails

Master of the Wall 100 Points

Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)

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Freak o' Lantern

Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)

Assault And Battery 5 Points

Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.

Canine Evasion 5 Points

Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.

Air Time 10 Points

Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.

Extreme Extremity 10 Points

Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.

Moar Candy! 10 Points

Steal a total of 20k candies.

Mutation In Bulk 10 Points

Equip 3 perks at once.

Punk Buster 25 Points

Kill 50 bullies.

Wicked Efficiency 25 Points

Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.

Ambush Mayhem 50 Points

Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.

Candy Apocalypse 50 Points

Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.

Gruesome Excellence 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.

Man's Best Friend 50 Points

Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.

Monstrous Perfection 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.

Mother Dearest 50 Points

Take care of Mother...

Legendary Terror 100 Points

Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN'

Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)

Friday Night Funker 5 Points

Start the game

SPOOKY TIME 10 Points

Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2

Just like the game 25 Points

Funk on a Friday (real time)

Gretel and Hansel Part 2

Medals Earned: 15/30 (85/190 points)

Between a Rock and a Hard Rock 5 Points

Get crushed

Big Brother 5 Points

Rescue Gretel

Frosty Impaler 5 Points

Be too greedy

Got Wood? 5 Points

Suffer the stickman's wrath

Gut Busting 5 Points

Step on the trap

Metal Meal 5 Points

Get Hansel to eat the scissors

Never Hit an Old Man 5 Points

Disrespect your elders

Saviour 5 Points

Keep both dinner guests alive

Spiked 5 Points

Get the pit death

Ssssssurprise! 5 Points

Try and cross the swamp without Hansel

Swan Dive 5 Points

Go for a swim

Weather Master 5 Points

Solve the weather puzzle

Where's My Arm? 5 Points

Pet the teddy

A Trusty Hat 10 Points

Give Rufus back his hat

A Woman's Tears 10 Points

Free Emma

Bad Doggy 5 Points

Race the wolf... and lose

Free Bird 5 Points

Teach hansel how to fly

Here Doggy! 5 Points

Give a dog a bone

Revenge 5 Points

Beat a dead horse

Sensory Overload 5 Points

Reveal the bridge

Slayer 5 Points

Slay the beast

Snip Snip 5 Points

Get cut

Till Part 3... 10 Points

Complete the game

Grimm Master 2 25 Points

Beat the game after getting all the deaths

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