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Total Medals Earned: 365 (From 107 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,200 Points

13 Days After

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Kill 10 enemies

Pyro 25 Points

Kill 50 ennemies using the grenade launcher

Watcher 25 Points

Find all the survivors

Finisher 50 Points

Achieve 100% clean shots in 5 different levels

Marksman 50 Points

Achieve 99% accuracy in 5 different levels

Untouchable 50 Points

No damage taken in 5 different levels

Upgrade Complete 50 Points

Buy all character upgrades

Veteran 50 Points

Complete the game in HARD mode

Exterminator 100 Points

Complete the game in NIGHTMARE mode

400 Years

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)

The patience of a rock 5 Points

Game completed

It only took a while 10 Points

Complete game in 150 years or less

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8bit Love Story

Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/70 points)

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A Bad Taste of Pico

Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/225 points)

Polygonal Victory 25 Points

Beat the game!

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points

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Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points

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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points

Rescue NeNe.

Twice the Fun 25 Points

Rescue Darnell.

Meat is Murder 50 Points

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Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 8/100 (80/2,000 points)

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Auto-Assault 5 Points

07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Choices 5 Points

00B - Use level select

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fiery Fury 5 Points

07 - Get Flame Gun

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged 5 Points

06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points

07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Never Give Up 5 Points

00E - Use a continue

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Soap On A Dope 5 Points

07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points

07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Acid Bath 10 Points

08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bombs Away 10 Points

07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points

05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points

07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Mega Blast 10 Points

06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Pro Wrestler 10 Points

05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points

08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Reap This 10 Points

05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points

05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points

05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped 10 Points

07 - Kill Robocop

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code 10 Points

07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

A Winner Is Me 25 Points

05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points

02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Chair Massacre 25 Points

05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Krang Bang 25 Points

07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points

08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed 25 Points

06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Skynet Stopper 25 Points

06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points

07 - Defeat Krang

Balloon Master 50 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points

07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points

06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points

08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Mega Master 50 Points

06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points

07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points

07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points

05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points

07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points

08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

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Afraid

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/30 points)

A friend. 5 Points

Beat Chapter 1

Death 5 Points

Give up your soul?

Afraid 10 Points

Save a friend.

Descend 10 Points

Lose a friend.

Africa Dudes

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

There 25 Points

Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points

Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points

Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Alder's Blood: Prologue

Medals Earned: 8/20 (45/260 points)

Nap time 5 Points

Use 40 Stamina total.

Ah, shoot, here we go again 10 Points

Use 80 Stamina total.

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It's j ust a flesh wound 10 Points

Receive 250 damage.

World's against you, doomer 10 Points

Receive 50 damage.

Bow to the God 25 Points

Use 120 Stamina total.

He might be okay 50 Points

Receive 1000 damage.

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Arsenal Online

Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/255 points)

Kills I 5 Points

Get 10 kills

Kills II 10 Points

Get 100 kills

Headshots I 5 Points

Get 10 headshots

Headshots II 10 Points

Get 100 headshots

Kills III 25 Points

Get 1,000 kills

Headshots III 50 Points

Get 1,000 headshots

Expert 100 Points

Earn 4 stars for all game modes

Royalty 50 Points

Prestige your profile

Asslevania: SOTB

Medals Earned: 7/30 (40/500 points)

Medal #1 5 Points

Welcome to Asslevania!

Medal #2 5 Points

Reach level 2.

Medal #6 5 Points

Don't skip the intro.

Medal #8 5 Points

Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

Medal _13 5 Points

What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

Medal _18 5 Points

Welcome back!

Medal/20 10 Points

Get a little head.

Medal #7 5 Points

Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

Medal #9 5 Points

Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

Medal _19 5 Points

FOREVER ALONE!

Medal/22 5 Points

Watch the whole ending.

Medal/23 5 Points

Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

Medal/24 5 Points

Check out RicePirate's page.

Medal/25 5 Points

Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

Medalzzz 5 Points

Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

Medal #3 10 Points

Reach level 3

Medal #4 10 Points

Reach level 4.

Medal _14 10 Points

Find Alucard.

Medal _15 10 Points

It takes a lick'n...

Medal _16 10 Points

...and keeps on whip'n.

Medal/21 10 Points

Eat a pork chop!

Medal/27 10 Points

Beat a TIME TRIAL

Medal _10 25 Points

Find the 1st hidden song.

Medal _11 25 Points

Thats where I left that!

Medal _12 25 Points

Never alone...

Medal _17 25 Points

Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

Medal/26 25 Points

Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

Medal/29 25 Points

Beat Dracula!

Medal #5 100 Points

Reach level 5.

Medal/28 100 Points

Beat REAL MODE!