Sarkazm's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 115 (From 27 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,705 Points

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A Bad Taste of Pico

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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.

Polygonal Victory Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points Beat the game!

Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.

Dude, it's my Turn Unlocked 5/3/09
50 Points ???

Meat is Murder 50 Points ???

Vulgar Display of Power Unlocked 5/3/09
50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 3/6 (125/225 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

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Auto-Assault 5 Points 07 - Get Machine Gun

Bad Call 5 Points 02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points 05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Call A Plumber Unlocked 2/5/12
5 Points 02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper Unlocked 2/5/12
5 Points 01 - Eat kid

Choices 5 Points 00B - Use level select

Familiar Shape 5 Points 04 - Get the map

Fiery Fury 5 Points 07 - Get Flame Gun

Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Fish Food Unlocked 2/5/12
5 Points 02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Lazertagged 5 Points 06 - Get hit by a laser

Lemming Lunacy 5 Points 07 - Get Lemmings Gun

Merbobos 5 Points 02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

Never Give Up 5 Points 00E - Use a continue

No Mercy 5 Points 03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points 01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Soap On A Dope 5 Points 07 - Kill showering guy

Spread The Love 5 Points 07 - Get Spread Gun

Where To? 5 Points 04 - Get the compass

Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision

Beardy Basher Unlocked 2/5/12
10 Points 01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points 02 - Defeat Jaws

Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo Unlocked 2/5/12
10 Points 00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bombs Away 10 Points 07 - Use Rage move on level 7

Bonkers 10 Points 05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points 05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points 04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon

Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen

Ironic Unlocked 2/5/12
10 Points 01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Mega Blast 10 Points 06 - Use Rage move on level 6

Patience 10 Points 00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Poor Aboboy Unlocked 2/5/12
10 Points 00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match

Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Punchy Power 10 Points 08 - Use Rage move on level 8

Pushy 10 Points 04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers

Reaper Runner 10 Points 05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them

Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope

Robopopped 10 Points 07 - Kill Robocop

Rocky Rage 10 Points 01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points 00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash 10 Points 04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

The Code 10 Points 07 - Use the Contra Code properly

Typhoon Time 10 Points 02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water 10 Points 04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body

A Winner Is Me 25 Points 05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move

Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies

Anger Issues 25 Points 04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points 02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon

Die Dragon Die 25 Points 04 - Kill Aquamentus

Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Forklift Foul Unlocked 2/5/12
25 Points 01 - Defeat boss

Kong Punt 25 Points 01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Krang Bang 25 Points 07 - Destroy Krangby

Mac Attack 25 Points 08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1

Manhandled 25 Points 04 - Kill Manhandla

Mega Mashed 25 Points 06 - Defeat Megabobo

Mmm Beefy 25 Points 04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Skynet Stopper 25 Points 06 - Defeat Robobobo

Turtle Power 25 Points 07 - Defeat Krang

Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once

Barf-O-Rama 50 Points 07 - Kill giant Kirby

Champ 50 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1

Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Extra Abobo 50 Points 06 - Pick up an extra life

It's So Bad 50 Points 08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac

Meatspin 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once

Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once

War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once

Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit

Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once

I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all

Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/100 (80/2,000 points)

Africa Dudes

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There Unlocked 11/4/10
25 Points Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.

There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)

GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Barca Vs Bieber

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Bojan win 5 Points win Bojan stage

Vila win Unlocked 6/2/11
5 Points win Vila stage

Pique win 10 Points win Pique stage

Xavi win 10 Points win Xavi stage

Alves win 25 Points win Alves stage

Bojan gold 25 Points achieve gold medal on Bojan stage

Iniesta win 25 Points win Iniesta stage

Puyol win 25 Points win Puyol stage

Vila gold 25 Points achieve gold medal on Vila stage

bieber is dead 50 Points end the game

Iniesta gold 50 Points achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage

Messi win 50 Points win Messi stage

Pique gold 50 Points achieve gold medal on Pique stage

Puyol gold 50 Points achieve gold medal on Puyol stage

Xavi gold 50 Points achieve gold medal on Xavi stage

Alves gold 100 Points achieve gold medal on Alves stage

Messi gold 100 Points achieve gold medal on Messi stage

Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/780 points)

Bullet Heaven

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Boom Unlocked 5/9/11
5 Points Use a bomb for the first time.

Stray Bullets 5 Points Get killed with no enemies on screen.

500k 10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.

Angel Wings 10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.

Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.

Counter Attack 10 Points Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.

Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.

I Like Swords 10 Points Play 10 levels as Matt.

Killer 10 Points Kill 3000 enemies in total.

Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats

Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.

Pew Pew Pew 10 Points Play 10 levels as Lance.

Power Up 10 Points Fully upgrade any stat.

Punching Bag 10 Points Get hit 100 times in total.

Shields On 10 Points Collect 100 power ups in total.

Shooter Unlocked 5/9/11
10 Points Kill 300 enemies in total.

Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.

Sniper 10 Points Kill 1000 enemies in total.

Stars Everywhere 10 Points Play 10 levels as NoLegs.

Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.

Ultimate Blade 10 Points Kill 25 enemies instantly.

Bronze Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.

Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.

Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.

Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.

Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.

Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.

Silver Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.

The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.

3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.

Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.

Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 2/32 (15/600 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

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Ignorance Isn't Bliss 5 Points Finish the Tutorial

Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!

Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors

Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!

Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times

Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy

Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants

Brave as a Married Man Unlocked 12/16/09
100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium

Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (100/405 points)

Deliver That Fulp

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Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/13 (75/155 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

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Patience Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.

Backstory Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!

Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!

The Boy Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points Dispense of the boy.

The Girl Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points Dispense of the girl.

Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/430 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

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Secret Medal Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

Escape Pico's School

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Seriously? Unlocked 5/3/09
5 Points Why would you even bother clicking on it?

Spare Time Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points The credits are over, why are you still walking?

What's That Smell? Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!

Fire Starter Unlocked 5/3/09
50 Points You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)

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Sarkazm's Medals

A Bad Taste of Pico

Abobo's Big Adventure

Africa Dudes

Barca Vs Bieber

Bullet Heaven

Ching Chong Beautiful

Deliver That Fulp

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Don't Shit Your Pants

Escape Pico's School