Score: 0

"SSSSSSSSSSSSTOLEN"

submission: DRAWING

date: March 18, 2003

i wonder what's really the point of submitting a flash demo to newgrounds....
blam it off the face of the earth

Score: 1

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submission: Mr. Hitman

date: March 18, 2003

Are you 24 or 4?

Score: 9

"hey!"

submission: Sonic The Bedhog

date: March 17, 2003

This rules!!
See it and experience katharsis!!

Score: 7

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submission: Britney Spear's *********

date: March 16, 2003

So THAT's how Strawberryclock got to be the king of the portal!

Score: 7

"pretty funny, BUT"

submission: Defend Your Castle !

date: March 14, 2003

1. it's too easy, i think
2. the right click ->play ->win bug
3. after level 13 without any good reason 19 of my 20 archers disappeared... hmmm... sabotage maybe?
4. does it have any ending? i got too bored at stage 15
5. what craftsmen? what wizards? i want them! where are they if you can lose them?
6. more units! yours and enemy's..

Still very addicting, it takes some time to get to level 15... and very enjoyable physics...
a few touches here and there and it will be great

Score: 10

"CLASSY!"

submission: Ah! Mr. Schultz! - 01

date: March 9, 2003

A 10 fully deserved
There are very little things i enjoy here on NG, you brought me back the faith...
Praise!

Score: 3

"overrated, as usual"

submission: A Postal Event

date: March 6, 2003

Well, my calculations seem to be more or less correct - every new episode is twice as bad as the previous. I have to admit that comparing to the previous one you made some progress with the animation (that squirrel thing even got itself an arm - wowe!), yet it's still boring, not even annoying.
And all you ppl don't ask the guy to kill the squirrel - it's the only thing that seems alive in these movies. As for the rest, if he had put a still JPEG instead, noone would notice.

Ever tried to put a blank flash with your name on it and see what happens?

Score: 8

"funny game"

submission: Guardian Angel

date: February 26, 2003

entertaining enough to waste senselessly time on.
One thing though felt kinda funny - an angel, a delicate frail heavenly being, crushing stone bricks with her own head? And mercilessly stomping on strange giant colorful spiders with her tiny feet?
Well, that's why there is a 5 for humor.
But making a game that makes you last to the very last stage is a VERY difficult thing to achieve, and you made it.

Score: 8

"a funny game"

submission: Newgrounds Survivor ep2

date: February 26, 2003

entertaining enough to waste senselessly time on.
One thing though felt kinda funny - an angel, a delicate frail heavenly being, crushing stone bricks with her own head? And mercilessly stomping on strange giant colorful spiders with her tiny feet?
Well, that's why there is a 5 for humor.
But making a game that makes you last to the very last stage is a VERY difficult thing to achieve, and you made it.

Score: 6

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submission: Link's Quest For Ass 2

date: February 19, 2003

As far as i looked, about 90% of tens comes from 14 year-olds or below.
Well, that's a score perfectly deserved.
Because that kind is humor like
farting-assfucking-dickcu tting-dickwanking...
yeah, that's about it.
I don't have to say that graphics are second-hand because... well it's obvious. I can forgive you that:)
Ah, but whatever, great movie!!! nothing to worry about - every <14 NG user is gonna vote 5 on this movie, i'm positive!